I’m told Americans traditionally use this day to select one of these:
*update: I voted! My timing at the polling place this morning was such that the prescheduled 10:00am tornado drill sirens went off all around town just as I fed my ballot into the machine. Gave me a bit of a start. I thought I’d won something.
Choose the lesser of them!
The lesser of two $%@#ing weevils? Hmmm… I did not see that on the ballot.
Yeah you did — Think, Josh, think!
See no weevil, hear no weevil. As they say.