I know some of you young folks are thinking of becoming professional entomologists. That’s a fine career choice. Intellectually stimulating. Full of adventure and intrigue. Before you decide to embark on such an unusual professional journey, though, you’d do well to know how full-time entomologists spend their days:

The daily life of an entomologist. In our very wildest dreams.

Ha! Just kidding.

For a glimpse at the actual daily activities of a university entomologist, have a look at McGill professor Chris Buddle’s schedule: